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This movie is so bad it's almost comical. It feels like the actors are just going through the motions, the editor's pretending to cut, and the whole thing is a bunch of people faking work, resulting in a slick and self-satisfied PowerPoint presentation.

Finally, a satisfying Hollywood popcorn flick that delivers! Though, these kinds of movies always make me think humans are incredibly resilient – battling all night, covered in wounds, and still have the energy to complain in the morning. P.S. Three questions: Did Audi stiff them on the product placement fee? Just how much did Fiji pay? And what's the number for Ladybug's therapist that he keeps mentioning?

A solid popcorn flick. Those are harder to come by these days.

"Bullet Train" is like a Hollywood version of "Crazy Stone," directed by Quentin Tarantino and Guy Ritchie, starring American actors in an over-the-top Japanese anime style. Brad Pitt is reminiscent of Zhang Yi in "Cock and Bull," and the film incorporates Deadpool-esque elements of talkative characters engaging in nonsensical, absurd, and darkly humorous situations. Unexpected deaths and R18-rated, visually striking scenes, combined with the actors' effortless performances, elevate the movie. However, the chaotic mix of elements doesn't quite reach the heights of Quentin Tarantino or Guy Ritchie’s early works. The plot feels disjointed, and the character motivations don't seamlessly transition to the next act. It all boils down to a not so complex story"