Conan the Barbarian
Plot
In this 1982 fantasy film, Conan the Barbarian is a sprawling epic that follows the titular character, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, as he seeks revenge against those who killed his family and enslaved him. The story begins with Conan's idyllic childhood, living in peace alongside his parents and people in Cimmeria. However, this tranquility is shattered when a horde of ruthless warriors, led by the evil Thulsa Doom, invade their village, killing Conan's parents and enslaving the young child. For years, Conan toils as a slave, subjected to physical and emotional torment. When Conan reaches adulthood, he finds himself at the mercy of the Wheel of Pain, a gruesome device used to break the spirits of rebellious slaves. After being whipped and tortured, Conan finally manages to escape the Wheel, fueled by his burning desire for vengeance against those who wronged him. Conan's journey takes him to the dark land of Shadwell, where he encounters Subotai, a cunning and deadly warrior. Together, they embark on a perilous quest to retrieve the treasure of Crom, a powerful god, and to defeat Thulsa Doom, who has risen to power as a high priest of the snake-worshipping cult. As Conan navigates treacherous landscapes and battles formidable foes, he also discovers his own strength, cunning, and wit. With each victory, Conan's legend grows, earning him the respect and admiration of those around him. Throughout the film, Conan faces numerous challenges, from fending off hordes of monstrous creatures to dueling powerful sorcerers. His unwavering determination and unrelenting ferocity make him a formidable force to be reckoned with, as he seeks to exact revenge on Thulsa Doom and his followers. Ultimately, Conan's quest culminates in an epic showdown between good and evil, pitting the hero against Thulsa Doom and his minions. In this thrilling conclusion, Conan must confront his own demons and make a choice that will determine the fate of his people. With its over-the-top action sequences, memorable characters, and richly detailed world-building, Conan the Barbarian has become a cult classic, cementing Arnold Schwarzenegger's status as a legendary action hero.
Reviews
Callie
Conan the Barbarian is a classic fantasy masterpiece in the West! The name "Conan" was used for this character long before the Japanese Conan even came into existence.
Eva
Recycling a 40-year-old dish and trying to pass it off as fresh meat, this Conan transforms a once-charismatic Austrian warrior into a lifeless, uninspired brute. The elaborate mask, meant to be a focal point, lacks any distinctive features. The extreme violence feels staged and hollow, failing to capture the raw intensity of the original. To top it off, the visually uninspired and unnecessary 3D conversion only adds to the torment.
Victoria
What a nonsensical story, riddled with so many things to complain about! The male lead's chest is bigger than the female lead's, and the bloodshed in the killings is like turning on a water faucet. Hilariously, the female villain's five metal finger claws are clearly on her hand, yet Conan inexplicably picks one up off the ground. Also, taking out the supernatural elements, you could practically give this plot summary to the movie "Immortals."
Leo
Born into savagery, he rises, his tribe annihilated, fueled by vengeance. Conan slays, he quests, he loves, he lusts, he battles monsters, he triumphs – though a power-up or two wouldn't hurt. This film delivers raw, unadulterated violence, carnage, sculpted abs, carnal desires, and the essence of barbarism. Blood flies in every direction! The director clearly prioritizes visceral thrills over deep narrative, and while some might find it lacking, others will revel in the carnage. The Sand People designs, however, provide a genuinely striking visual element. ★☆
Alessandra
Okay, here's a translation that captures the tone and meaning of the original review: "From adorable kid to creepy crone – with all that magic, why such a pathetic death? And seriously, what was the point of that mask?!"
Annie
Conan the Barbarian isn't just a brute with a sword—it's a reflection on power, legacy, and the unyielding spirit of resistance. This epic tale of blood and steel reminds us that true freedom is born from defiance, not submission.
