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In the Stone Age of 35,000 BC, two warring tribes, the Dirty Hairs and the Clean Hairs, have been embroiled in a bloody conflict over the coveted shampoo for nearly eight hundred years. The tension between the two tribes has reached a boiling point, with neither side willing to relinquish its desire for cleanliness. The chief of the Dirty Hairs, in an attempt to bring about an end to the brutal war, devises a plan to infiltrate the enemy's camp and retrieve some much-needed shampoo. He sends his daughter, Guy, disguised as a member of the opposing tribe, on a perilous mission to gather the coveted commodity. Unbeknownst to Guy, her true identity remains a secret, even to her own tribe. Meanwhile, in the Clean Hairs' tribe, a shocking and unexpected event occurs when their respected healer, known for his wisdom and knowledge of ancient remedies, brutally kills two of his own tribe members. The tribe's imbecile chief, who is oblivious to the healer's true motives and unable to comprehend the gravity of the situation, assigns two bumbling and inept members of the tribe, Pierre with curled hair and Pierre blonde, to investigate the murder and uncover the identity of the killer. As the investigation unfolds, Pierre curled and Pierre blonde stumble from one blunder to the next, leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Their ineptitude is matched only by their arrogance, and they view their mission as an opportunity to boost their own status within the tribe. Guy, still posing as a member of the Clean Hairs, navigates the complexities of her new environment, all while keeping her true identity hidden and struggling to maintain her cover. She must be cautious not to arouse suspicion from her new "friends" and must find a way to complete her mission without detection. As the events unfold, an unlikely friendship forms between Guy and Pierre curled, with Guy serving as a voice of reason and sanity in Pierre's hare-brained schemes. Pierre blonde, on the other hand, becomes increasingly aggressive and hostile, viewing his companion as a rival and trying to outdo him in the investigation. As tensions between the tribes continue to escalate, Guy finds herself caught between her loyalty to her own tribe and her growing connection with Pierre curled. She begins to question the morality of her mission and the true motives of her father, the chief of the Dirty Hairs. Is the pursuit of shampoo worth the bloodshed and suffering of the Clean Hairs? In the midst of this chaos, the healer's true intentions remain a mystery, adding another layer of complexity to the narrative. His motives for killing the two tribe members are unclear, but one thing is certain – the consequences of his actions will have far-reaching implications for the entire tribe. As the final showdown approaches, the stage is set for a climactic confrontation between the two warring tribes. The outcome is uncertain, and the fate of both Guy and Pierre curled hangs in the balance. Will they find a way to end the war and bring peace to their respective tribes, or will the pursuit of shampoo continue to drive them further apart?