Piranha 3D
Plot
In the heart-pumping horror-comedy "Piranha 3D", a seismic shift in Lake Victoria's tranquility sparks a feeding frenzy of gargantuan proportions. The sleepy town's residents, numbering only 5,000, are blissfully unaware of the chaos that awaits as Spring Break brings an influx of rowdy college students to the area. However, when an earthquake strikes, the lake's equilibrium is disrupted, unleashing a torrent of razor-toothed piranhas from the depths. The once-peaceful waters transform into a blood-soaked battleground, where humans become the main course for these insatiable predators. As the body count rises, a motley crew of characters must band together to survive this aquatic apocalypse. Led by Sheriff Julie Forester (Kelly Brook), a no-nonsense local law enforcement officer, and her team, including Deputy Fallon (Christopher Lloyd) and park ranger Derrick Jones (Jerry O'Connell), they embark on a perilous quest to save the unsuspecting Spring Break revelers from the jaws of these vicious fish. Meanwhile, in the midst of this chaos, a group of college students, including starlet Shelby (Sasha Pierce) and her boyfriend Jake (Ryan Newman), find themselves fighting for their lives against the relentless piranha attacks. As panic spreads throughout the town, the lines between human and fish blur, and the true meaning of survival becomes brutally clear. With its mix of gore-filled action, dark humor, and over-the-top 3D visuals, "Piranha 3D" is a wild ride that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Director Alexandre Aja's homage to the 1978 original, directed by Joe Dante, pays tribute to the campy charm of B-movies while introducing a new generation to the thrill of these man-eating fish.
Reviews
Rowan
76/100. Big boobs & big dicks in 3D.
Heidi
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Oliver
Alexandre Aja is indeed a clever director, fully aware of what the audience craves. " Piranha 3D" delivers an overwhelming torrent of blood and gore that's simply exhilarating. You can overlook the bugs, the idiotic plot points, the mediocre acting, and the passable special effects. The main attractions are that severed penis floating in the water and the female scalp ripped off by the propeller.
Taylor
Disappointing! or Utterly Disappointing!
Fiona
I was going to give it three stars! But considering the hefty price I paid to see this movie in the theater today, it's basically just a cheap imitation of an R-rated film mixed with fake gore. Aside from a few startling moments, there's virtually no plot. It's basically a story of naked girls, silicone boobs, and deep-sea piranhas. Sigh! I've been anticipating this release all summer, and the result is only slightly less disappointing than going to the Expo would have been!
April
Piranha 3D cleverly combines horror and humor, serving as a satirical critique of humanity's tendency to find entertainment in disaster. The film's campy fun and stunning 3D effects make it a thrilling ride despite its flaws.
